Sir Mick Jagger himself visited the Keystone State this week, taking a relaxing stroll through the Phipps Conservatory and Botanical Gardens in the Oakland neighborhood of Pittsburgh just one day after rocking Heinz Field with the rest of the Rolling Stones. We hope Jagger got the satisfaction he was looking for, because the rest of the state has been anything but mellow this week. State lawmakers sparred over transparencybills, Philly labor leader Johnny Doc’s federal bribery trial began and a rogue cow galavanted across North Broad Street in Philadelphia in an udderly ridiculous made-for-Twitter moment. At least this week was a-moo-sing! Okay maybe not for the cow, since it went back to the butcher after a high-steaks attempt at an escape. 

Okay, enough with the bull. Scroll down for more of this week’s winners and losers!