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Do-it-yourself developments for PA’s election races

Aaron Aniton / City & State PA

Even in local politics, election season can often produce headlines that are stranger than fiction. This fall, we’re putting YOU – the reader – inside the campaign crystal ball. 

City & State has turned the popular phrasal-template word game “Mad Libs” into a 2026 election-prediction machine. 

Fill in the potential headlines and campaign trail updates below to build your own election season storylines – and see which come true before November!


_________ poses with  _________________  in  ____________  after  __________  endorsement.
(Candidate) (hardware store item) (rural county) (labor union)
Local  ____________  candidate  facing  __________  charges  after  allegedly  __________________  funds  for  ____________________  expenses.
(elected seat) (number) (verb ending with -ing) (international destination)
__________  questions  ____________  following  _______________________  outbreak  reaching  record  highs.
(Candidate) (health official) (previously-eradicated virus)
__________  calls  out  Trump  administration,  says  _____________  is  making  ___________  too expensive.
(Candidate) (foreign conflict) (grocery item)
Commonwealth  polls  show  _________________  and  ______________  among  top  issues  for  working-class  voters.
(economic buzzword) (culture war topic)
__________  diner-goers  dig into  politics  during  __________  discussion on  __________  prices amid  __________  War.
(Municipality) (local Pennsylvania TV affiliate) (farming essentials) (foreign country)
__________  criticized after  ________________  and  __________  donate  ____________  to election campaign.
(Candidate) (Big Tech company) (billionaire) (large number)
_________________-  square-foot data center on hold in  ______________  after township meeting  _____________  with  __________  residents.
(Even larger number) (suburban county) (past tense verb) (adjective)
Life, liberty and the pursuit of  ____________:   __________'s   __________________  campaign for  _____________.
(emotional noun) (Challenger's) (unabashed adjective) (legislative seat)
"A vote for me is a vote for all  ____________:"  __________  speaks at  ____________  before Election Day eve rally in  __________.
(regional slang) (Candidate) (sports venue) (city)
__________  interviews  _____________  while they both eat  _________.
(Podcast host) (congressional candidate) (local delicacy)
__________  calls  _____________'s  _____________ policy " __________ ".
(Opponent) (incumbent's) (technology) (harsh adjective)
Will 2026 prove to be the year that  __________  turns solidly  __________?
(electoral map region) (red/blue/purple)